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The Rules of Fight Club: in relation to relationships

What's the 1st RULE?...
"You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB."
And the 2nd RULE?...
"You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB."

Pretty clear yes?
Well, we're talking about relationships here, so replace FIGHT CLUB with RELATIONSHIPS and you’re starting to understand the rules.
When you’re with someone, don’t talk about other relationships you have/had. It’s rude and unattractive, and a sure way to lose the fight.
Besides, it’s none of their business.

The 3rd RULE: "If someone says, 'stop' or goes limp, taps out, the fight is over."

So when someone says, “I’m not interested in pursuing this further,” or “I don’t want to fight no mo,” they shouldn’t have to say anything else. Once that is said, no one should have to continue to screen calls so as to avoid talking to another. And, you never have explain why, or convince the other that you’re serious about stopping.
And if you go limp...there can, obviously, be no more action.
It's over.

The 4th RULE: "Only two guys to a fight."

So that means, there are always only two of us.
Pair off for the fun. Only have one person with you at any given moment. (I’m talking literally here about how are in your bed at once*) Otherwise, it can get out of hand...

*Unless, of course, you agree to a threesome - which, quite honestly is not as interesting as it may sound – it’s a lot of work to keep up with more than one at a time. And it should not be work to play, right? So I generally stick to The 4th RULE.

The 5th RULE: "One fight at a time."

This is basically the same as above. (I don’t mix my men or have more than one with me at a time.) Too many egos involved make for too much competition among them to keep my attentions.
Plus, it increases the potential for someone  to get hurt.
Keep it simple. One at a time, please.

The 6th RULE: "No shirts, no shoes."

Obviously! And no pants or socks either. (But boots and hats are sometimes fun…)

The 7th RULE: "Fights will go on as long as they have to."

Ok, that seems right. Both parties should have a chance to “win.”
Some may go on for an hour, one night, and some go on for a lifetime. Each fight (i.e relationship), like each man, is different in length.

The 8th RULE: "If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight."

What are you waiting for? Many people feel that you should wait until the 3rd date, like it’s a magic number for getting intimate. I personally think that if you want to start something, there is no time like the present. The first night is, after all, the first night of the rest of your life.

And, don't forget that after a fight, there's nothing better than make-up sex!

Welcome to Fight Club!

Red Says: quirky quotable (#34)

"Don't let money get in the way of your success!"

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Challangeing the PC Police

Dear PC Police:

I’m wondering why so many women insist on using the male gender term to identify their career as a performer? Stating that “Actor” is the PC term because it’s supposedly not gender-specific.

But that's not true. "Actor" has always meant a male who acts and the female version is "Actress". So why, if we’re going to go “sexless”, do we go with the male term and not the female?

I personally refer to myself as an Actress, because I’m a girl (and I think that’s an important quality of my product – which is me). Don’t insult me by calling me a boy.

So I now insist, that weather you’re a boy or a girl, the correct PC term for a performer in film, TV and stage is "Actress" for anyone who acts.

Thank you,
Red

P.S. This new development holds true across the PC board. It's  now PC to use words such as: waitress, seamstress, doctress, stewardess, maid, mistress, songstress and any other term to describe all persons (male and female) in each respective business instead using the previously favored masculine term.

Drinking and Dancing on the Campaign Trail

So Hillary thinks she can beat me on the Fun issue? She tried on Saturday night when she ordered a shot of Crown Royal and had a blast boozing it up surrounded by all her men.

If I'd known, it would bring her so much attention, I would have recorded my drinking escapades too.

Oh wait, I did!

Yes, that's right, I've been known to booze it up so don't think that Hillary has anything on me there. I've done the same.

Obviously, she's gotten wind of my Campaign strategy and is trying to take over the Fun Platform by attempting to out do me on fun activities.

     You be the judge...but I think I still have her beat.

Here are some photos of Red's Champaign for FUN. Proving my Fun worthiness by dancing on bars around the nation to gain support for my campaign for President!!

For even more fun: Watch the video of Hot Mama Red Dancing on bars around the nation to gain support for her presidential election.

And, remember to write my name in on the ballot in November so I can be your next President.

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Kisses,
Red

Red Says: quirky quotable (#33)

"Why have a one-night-stand when you can stand for more?"

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A Poem

Looking out over the water.

The sunset, orange paint strokes against the sky.

The clouds lay low, you can almost touch them.

Climb on and sail away.

The water like glass, a perfect reflection of the sunset in the lake.

Romance,

Wonder,

Magnificence.

and Awe.

What Rebecca Thinks. . . (#4)

For your continued growth as a sexual being, to increase your knowledge and to bring you more joy, here are more of my incredible insights on dating and men.

Here's number 4 of the "What Rebecca Thinks" video series (insights in 30-seconds).
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Enjoy! and Stay tuned for more to come!!
 

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Red Bunny Easter Greetings

Easter is here and
so is the Easter Bunny!!!

Red Says:

"This Easter,
don't put all your Eggs in one basket...
spread them around...
Red sure does!!"

May you feel joy and wonder this holiday

and do what bunnies do...all year 'round.

Happy Easter!!

Kisses,
Red

PS:   For some more Easter fun, Click on the pic, print it out and you'll have a Red Bunny Bookmark (it's the size of a bookmark on purpose -- so you can "bookmark" Red's blog).

Red Says: Quirkey Quotable (#32)

"Juggling men is an art."

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Spitzer Helps Red Win Votes

With all the excitement around our soon to be ex-Governor of New York State, Eliot Spitzer, Red is gaining the respect of voters by taking on the "hard" issues as she continues her Presidential campaign!

This is a momentous day for advocates of the Red's FUN Campaign! Who knew that Spitzer was a secret supporter of the "If it's fun, do it!" slogan, made famous by Red's platform for presidency.

I believe that we can all learn from Spitzer's example. By coming forward, he's been honest about his support of the working woman. He showed smarts by using the strong structures of our culture (such as the multi-million dollar industry of prostitution), to improve our economy. And his belief in employing professionals for their specialties is a big step forward in improving the quality of life in America.

After all, Spitzer's behavior (despite what he's done in the past) indicates that he believes there is no reason that someone shouldn't be able to sell services that make the customer happy. 

Additionally, his employment of Ashley Alexandra Dupre (AKA: "Kristen"), not only helped her pay the bills, but helped to launch her career as a Pop Singer. Choosing Ashley as his companion for the night in DC on February 13th, Spitzer gave her a chance to travel, work "hard" for her money, AND he showed his support of the arts. Now, that's just good fun!!

Push the play button to her her song "What We Want".

 

Now, thanks to his stepping down in order to step up, we can all look up to Sptizer and respect him for his support of Fun times, improving the New York economy  and his love of the arts.  How can that be bad?

Just think how wonderful the world would be if we didn't have to hide our love of fun. And instead we celebrated it?

I believe that with Spitzer over-taking the media with such a fun topic is an indication that the tides are turning. Everyone wants to talk about what we like, and the world is talking about Sptizer supporting sex, women and pop music. Hooray!

Remember, if you support fun, write-in Red for Prez!

This Fun message is approved by Red (Outfit approved by Sptizer!)

PS We foresee Senator Larry Craig's Support for the Fun Party (once he steps out of the bathroom).

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