Vote RED!

Well it's Presidents' Day again and this year I thought I'd celebrate by announcing my Candidacy for President.

That's Right  "Red for Prez!" is resounding throughout the country as I start my campaign.

What's my platform?
The FUN PLATFORM, of course!

"If it's not FUN...don't do it!!"

Everyone is shouting out my political motto and started a WOM movement to have my name written in on the ballot when it comes time to vote. Don't miss your opportunity to get on the FUN bus and ride Red to a whole new way of running the country. And bring the Land of the Brave into a NEW ERA!

I don't know if you've noticed but politics have become very serious business and I think it's a shame that those that are running for the most visible office in our country take the whole thing to heart. Just think how disappointed they'll be if they lose or, conversely, how shocked they'll be when they finally get into office and realize that they can't keep their campaign promises.

That's why I'm not going to make you any promises.

See, I'm under no illusion that if I win I'll be able to change anything from my position in the White House (except maybe the decor). No one else of late has made any significantly fun changes besides, maybe, Bill Clinton when he put in place the, "Get a blow-job while you negotiate foreign policy" procedure. Which, incidentally, sounds like fun - so it can't be a bad policy in the political book. I only wish I'd came up with it first...oh well. I'm sure to find other procedures that will become common practice in our New Fun political system. If not, I promise to give everyone something to discuss as I do my best to make the United States of America the most Fun place to live. Think about it, everyone will want to be American if I'm President.

I'm no dummy, I know that our political system is a system of trading favors - (Hey, I saw Legally Blond 2 and Charlie Wilson's War). And I wouldn't dream of trying to change that. I think it may be the key to my success as your leader. As many of you know, I have no problem exchanging "favors" to be in your favor. So just let me know what you want and I'll use my "skills" to get it done!

If nothing else, I do believe that being President of the United States of America will increase my popularity. So more people will be talking about me...and what could be better than that?

Have some Fun - write me in on your ballot when you vote in this year's Presidential Election.

And have a Very Sexy Presidents Day!!

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