Spitzer Helps Red Win Votes

With all the excitement around our soon to be ex-Governor of New York State, Eliot Spitzer, Red is gaining the respect of voters by taking on the "hard" issues as she continues her Presidential campaign!

This is a momentous day for advocates of the Red's FUN Campaign! Who knew that Spitzer was a secret supporter of the "If it's fun, do it!" slogan, made famous by Red's platform for presidency.

I believe that we can all learn from Spitzer's example. By coming forward, he's been honest about his support of the working woman. He showed smarts by using the strong structures of our culture (such as the multi-million dollar industry of prostitution), to improve our economy. And his belief in employing professionals for their specialties is a big step forward in improving the quality of life in America.

After all, Spitzer's behavior (despite what he's done in the past) indicates that he believes there is no reason that someone shouldn't be able to sell services that make the customer happy. 

Additionally, his employment of Ashley Alexandra Dupre (AKA: "Kristen"), not only helped her pay the bills, but helped to launch her career as a Pop Singer. Choosing Ashley as his companion for the night in DC on February 13th, Spitzer gave her a chance to travel, work "hard" for her money, AND he showed his support of the arts. Now, that's just good fun!!

Push the play button to her her song "What We Want".

Now, thanks to his stepping down in order to step up, we can all look up to Sptizer and respect him for his support of Fun times, improving the New York economy  and his love of the arts.  How can that be bad?

Just think how wonderful the world would be if we didn't have to hide our love of fun. And instead we celebrated it?

I believe that with Spitzer over-taking the media with such a fun topic is an indication that the tides are turning. Everyone wants to talk about what we like, and the world is talking about Sptizer supporting sex, women and pop music. Hooray!

Remember, if you support fun, write-in Red for Prez!

This Fun message is approved by Red (Outfit approved by Sptizer!)

PS We foresee Senator Larry Craig's Support for the Fun Party (once he steps out of the bathroom).

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Comments

[David Reich]

So Spitzer is helping make NY Fun City again, undoing Rudy's heavy-handed moves on the sex industry. And he supports the NY economy by importing a NY girl to DC, instead of relying on local resources while traveling.

Oh, I approve of your outfit too.

[Red]

Dear David:
SO pleased that you continue to support the right things!! And I'm glad my campaign outfit is approved by you too!!
kisses,
Red

[David Reich]

Happy Birthday!