Easter is here and
so is the Easter Bunny!!!
Red Says:
"This Easter,
don't put all your Eggs in one basket...
spread them around...
Red sure does!!"
May you feel joy and wonder this holiday
and do what bunnies do...all year 'round.
Happy Easter!!
Kisses,
Red
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With all the excitement around our soon to be ex-Governor of New York State, Eliot Spitzer, Red is gaining the respect of voters by taking on the "hard" issues as she continues her Presidential campaign!
This is a momentous day for advocates of the Red's FUN Campaign! Who knew that Spitzer was a secret supporter of the "If it's fun, do it!" slogan, made famous by Red's platform for presidency.
I believe that we can all learn from Spitzer's example. By coming forward, he's been honest about his support of the working woman. He showed smarts by using the strong structures of our culture (such as the multi-million dollar industry of prostitution), to improve our economy. And his belief in employing professionals for their specialties is a big step forward in improving the quality of life in America.
After all, Spitzer's behavior (despite what he's done in the past) indicates that he believes there is no reason that someone shouldn't be able to sell services that make the customer happy.
Additionally, his employment of Ashley Alexandra Dupre (AKA: "Kristen"), not only helped her pay the bills, but helped to launch her career as a Pop Singer. Choosing Ashley as his companion for the night in DC on February 13th, Spitzer gave her a chance to travel, work "hard" for her money, AND he showed his support of the arts. Now, that's just good fun!!
Push the play button to her her song "What We Want".
Now, thanks to his stepping down in order to step up, we can all look up to Sptizer and respect him for his support of Fun times, improving the New York economy and his love of the arts. How can that be bad?
Just think how wonderful the world would be if we didn't have to hide our love of fun. And instead we celebrated it?
I believe that with Spitzer over-taking the media with such a fun topic is an indication that the tides are turning. Everyone wants to talk about what we like, and the world is talking about Sptizer supporting sex, women and pop music. Hooray!
Remember, if you support fun, write-in Red for Prez!
This Fun message is approved by Red (Outfit approved by Sptizer!)
PS We foresee Senator Larry Craig's Support for the Fun Party (once he steps out of the bathroom).
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It's always traditional to review the dresses on The Red Carpet.
This year, mine got rave reviews from all...and you can see why!
As you know from my previous post, the Oscar nominees have decided to increase their chances of winning by entering into a Dance-off. And who are they dancing with? Me, of course.
So...The Final Category is:
Best Dance Performance by an Actor in a Leading Role:
And the Nominees are (in order of their appearance - in the video below)...
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VIGGO MORTENSEN, Eastern Promises
GEORGE CLOONEY, Michael Clayton
JOHNNY DEPP, Sweeney Todd
TOMMY LEE JONES, In the Valley of Elah
DANIEL DAY-LEWIS, There Will Be Blood
Don't forget to cast your vote in a comment below for "Best Leading Actor Dancing with Red."
Because, remember, in Red's World, YOU are the Academy!
Up next, on OSCAR Night, we'll announce the WINNERS for Best Actors Dancers with Red (Both Supporting Actor and Leading Actor Categories).John Stewart and I are standing by for your vote.
You won't want to miss the excitement...
So please, stay tuned to Red's World.
So Oscar Night is coming up fast, and with the Writer's Strike ending, I have a feeling it's going to be the biggest awards bash of the year!!
As a matter of fact, The Academy asked me to Co-Host with John Stewart, so we're dancing our way to the Oscars together!
Because Dancing With The Stars has become such a hit. Many of the nominees have decided to increase their chances of winning an Oscar by entering into a Dance-off with others in their category. Lucky for me, I'm a fantastic dancer... So I'll be partnering up with each of them for a dance to help decide the vote.
The First Category is:
Best Dance Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role.
And the Nominees are (drum role please)...
PHILLIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN, Charlie Wilson's War
JAVIER BARDEM, No Country For Old Men
CASEY AFFLECK, The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
HAL HOLBROOK, Into the Wild
TOM WILKINSON, Michael Clayton
You can participate by watching the video and picking your favorite for Best Supporting Actor Dancing with Red. Because in Red's World, YOU are the Academy!
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Cast your vote in a comment below then John Stewart and I will tally them up.
And Stay Tuned to Red's World - We have the "Best Leading Actor Dancing Dancing with Red" Category...coming up next!
And after that we'll announce the winners for both Categories "Supporting Actor and Leading Actor Dancing with Red" on OSCAR NIGHT.
What do I have over Lindsay Lohan and Marilyn Monroe?
See for yourself...
Yes, I was scheduled to be on the cover of New York Magzine - but I said, "No...my blog readers get first view!"
Kisses,
Red
Well it's Presidents' Day again and this year I thought I'd celebrate by announcing my Candidacy for President.
That's Right "Red for Prez!" is resounding throughout the country as I start my campaign.
What's my platform?
The FUN PLATFORM, of course!
"If it's not FUN...don't do it!!"
Everyone is shouting out my political motto and started a WOM movement to have my name written in on the ballot when it comes time to vote. Don't miss your opportunity to get on the FUN bus and ride Red to a whole new way of running the country. And bring the Land of the Brave into a NEW ERA!
I don't know if you've noticed but politics have become very serious business and I think it's a shame that those that are running for the most visible office in our country take the whole thing to heart. Just think how disappointed they'll be if they lose or, conversely, how shocked they'll be when they finally get into office and realize that they can't keep their campaign promises.
That's why I'm not going to make you any promises.
See, I'm under no illusion that if I win I'll be able to change anything from my position in the White House (except maybe the decor). No one else of late has made any significantly fun changes besides, maybe, Bill Clinton when he put in place the, "Get a blow-job while you negotiate foreign policy" procedure. Which, incidentally, sounds like fun - so it can't be a bad policy in the political book. I only wish I'd came up with it first...oh well. I'm sure to find other procedures that will become common practice in our New Fun political system. If not, I promise to give everyone something to discuss as I do my best to make the United States of America the most Fun place to live. Think about it, everyone will want to be American if I'm President. 
I'm no dummy, I know that our political system is a system of trading favors - (Hey, I saw Legally Blond 2 and Charlie Wilson's War). And I wouldn't dream of trying to change that. I think it may be the key to my success as your leader. As many of you know, I have no problem exchanging "favors" to be in your favor. So just let me know what you want and I'll use my "skills" to get it done!
If nothing else, I do believe that being President of the United States of America will increase my popularity. So more people will be talking about me...and what could be better than that?
Have some Fun - write me in on your ballot when you vote in this year's Presidential Election.
And have a Very Sexy Presidents Day!!
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Valentines Day is coming up so it's time for something sweet!
Sex is like candy, it comes in many different flavors. All of which are sweet and delicious.
Like candy, what you want sexually is determined by the cravings you have.
Sex is not always like expensive chocolate that you want to savor over and over again. But when it is -- have some more!
Sometimes it's like a hard candy you want to suck on . . .
But other times, sex is like a chewy caramel that you enjoy once but don't feel a need for more.
For some occasions, pure physical pleasure is enough to satisfy the sex-candy craving but for others, you want more.
Trust your cravings this Valentines Day (and every day), you know what kind of sweets you want!
I want to wish you a very Happy Valentine's Day with a song. . . funny you!
Kisses,
Red
Merry, Merry Christmas from Red. . . I hope Santa is good to you!
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