My Dear Voters and Fans:
Happy Presidents' Day! This year, as you all know, I'm not the President of the United States. Sorry voters...you could have had a Red Hot Presidents' Day celebration if you'd only written my name in on the ballot during the last Presidential Election.
You said you wanted Change...well, trust me, if I were president - not only the country, but the world would have changed - for the funner!
Now, sadly, because of the silly 4 year policy I won't be running again this year. The question is, what happened? How did I get in the running for the last Presidential election and why didn't win?
I'm easy, I slept my way into politics.
"How'd that work out for you?" you ask...
I'm afraid that the American people were not ready for all the fun that I would have brought to that office. And there was some "stiff" (pun intended) competition for the "top position" (pun again) and as the final "poles" (another pun) for the last election "came" (yes, pun) to a close, Obama took the lead with his campaign for change. So, Change beat Fun.
But don't shed a tear...you can still review all posts on the RED'S 2008 Presidential Campaign AND
celebrate Presidents' Day by getting your very own RED FOR PRESIDENT button (WHILE SUPPLIES LAST!)
Kisses,
Red
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