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A Presidential Letter from RED

My Dear Voters and Fans:

Happy Presidents' Day! This year, as you all know, I'm not the President of the United States. Sorry voters...you could have had a Red Hot Presidents' Day celebration if you'd only written my name in on the ballot during the last Presidential Election.

You said you wanted Change...well, trust me, if I were president  - not only the country, but the world would have changed - for the funner!

Now, sadly, because of the silly 4 year policy I won't be running again this year. The question is, what happened? How did I get in the running for the last Presidential election and why didn't win?

I'm easy, I slept my way into politics. 

"How'd that work out for you?" you ask...

I'm afraid that the American people were not ready for all the fun that I would have brought to that office. And there was some "stiff" (pun intended) competition for the "top position" (pun again) and as the final "poles" (another pun) for the last election "came" (yes, pun) to a close, Obama took the lead with his campaign for change. So, Change beat Fun.

But don't shed a tear...you can still review all posts on the RED'S 2008 Presidential Campaign  AND celebrate Presidents' Day by getting your very own RED FOR PRESIDENT button (WHILE SUPPLIES LAST!)

Kisses,
Red

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Presidential Campaign Spot (Red for Prez): VOTE RED

Well it's almost that time... Time to choose the Fun Party Presidential Candidate, RED.

We need to make a choice to get our great nation back to the fun times! Because it sure has been a bummer lately.

And those of you who are not in the "Swing States", don't fret, under Red's regime all states will be swinging!

Write me in so I can be your next president.

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And, remember to write my name in on the ballot on Tuesday November 4th, so I can be your next President.

Kisses, 
Red

Red's Rockin' Campaign for President

Because I'm fun. Because my readers, fans, voters want it. And because I love America. I've wrapped myself in the flag as a gesture of my commitment to making America more fun and more sexy.

Hope you like it!

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And, remember to write my name in on the ballot in November so I can be your next President.

Kisses, 
Red

Presidential Campaign Spot (Red for Prez): Celebration

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And, remember to write my name in on the ballot in November so I can be your next President.

Kisses, 
Red

Red's VP "Pole"

With the Democratic National Convention this week and The Republican National Convention next, soon we'll have to have a FUN Convention with Red leading the way and accepting her nomination for Presidency.

But there is a dilemma that needs to be resolved as we move forward with the campaign.

Red cannot decide who should be the next VP, so she's asking you to help her decide who should share the ballot with her... Please click your choice or write in you own suggestion to help Red find her VP Candidate.

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And, remember to write my name in on the ballot in November so I can be your next President.

Kisses, 
Red

Barbara Walters Interviews Red for Prez

I've been getting a lot of feedback on my campaign and it seems that the time has come for me to do an all revealing interview in order to gain more support of those who don't really know what I'm all about. So I've agreed to let Barbara Walters interview me in an exclusive piece that will never be aired. I agreed to this as long as she agreed not to make me cry. ;)

Now you're getting a look at the secret transcripts of the interview that is only available here at Red's World.

BW: What made you decide to run for President, Red?

Red: Well, I think that our country is in need of someone who can take charge of the great need of our people to have a good time. In politics we often forget the value of joy. So I'm here to put the fun back into the presidency and our precious country.

BW: How do you propose to do that?

Red: My goal is to give everyone something interesting to focus on. Like sex-scandal and drug abuse. These seem to be the most important issues of our nation. This is evidenced by how much time we (as a nation) spend talking and reporting on those matters as opposed to other "political issues".

I wanted to get in on that action.  I'm willing to put myself out there for our nation and draw the most international attention through my provocative behavior.

BW: How will that help our country?

Red: Well, it will bring into focus what is truly important in everyone's life: FUN!
And, of course it would make me the center of attention!

BW: Indeed, and how will you accomplish this?

Red: Honestly, I plan to sleep my way to the top.

BW: And how do you plan to get support of the voters?

Red: Just by being myself. I don't think the country needs a lot of pushing to spend millions of dollars on gossip and scandal. That topic is always the first to be covered no matter who your talking about...take Britney Spears for example, no one is really interested in the music she's creating. It's much more FUN to talk about how she smokes cigarettes with her small child or gives the world beaver shots when getting out of a car.
And as far as political figures, what gets more play?  What they do in their bedroom and what drugs they take or how well suited they are for the office they hold? We all know the answer to those questions.
How a political figure handles a national crises is an after thought when voting, we'd rather know how much fun they are having. 

BW: Why do you think that is?

Red: The American people are more interested in the FUN stuff. People need to trust their leaders.  Who trusts, and further more respects, anyone who hasn't been involved in "sex, drugs and rock & roll"? 
I give the people what they want.  The People want FUN! And they get great pleasure from knowing that their leaders are well versed in FUN too.

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Kisses, 
Red

What does Red Stand for?

Red stands for fun, but she won't stand if lying down is called for...

People want to know what my take is on the issues that impact our nation as we continue on Red's Campaign for Presidency. Remember, I believe in the limitless nature of life and I want our Great Nation to be the best it can be!!

At this point, you should know that I'm running on the Fun Platform and that means we need to focus our energies to make this world more fun to live in. Here are just a few of the important issues Red believes should be addressed to continue to fight for fun and freedom for every individual in the United States of America:

THE ISSUES:

1. Legal Prostitution - why shouldn't anyone be able to get paid for providing a service that is fun and harmless, as long as they are polite and safe. If hooking was legal in every state, as it is in Nevada, we could regulate it and celebrate another booming business in our country. It may even lower the national debt by giving another opportunity to collect income tax on a very profitable occupation.


2. Public Sex - I'm not saying that we should have sex all the time but I am impressed with the Netherlands for permitting gay sex in the park, as long as they are polite about it and clean up their mess. Let's do one better and extend this freedom to all sexual beings, including heterosexuals.


3. Pro-Abortion - I'm for it. Kids can sometimes hinder the fun factor so why have one if you don't want one. We have the technology and it's a safe noninvasive procedure. It's not the best form of birth control for sure, but it does the trick.


4. Free Condoms for Everyone - since we'll never stop sex (and shouldn't) we should be able to enjoy carnal knowledge of others without risking our lives or creating another. NYC now gives out free condoms in bars, subways, bookstores, just about anywhere in the City! Spread the love, free condoms nationwide is the answer.


5. Lower Taxes - NO MORE SIN TAX!  "Sinning" can be fun so we should not discourage it by taxing it. Besides the Sin Tax on Cigarettes and Alcohol has gotten out of hand. And although we all are willing to pay for fun, where does this tax money go??? If it goes into helping people enjoy more fun activities, then by all means tax away, if it's going to other non-fun activities such as war and bickering (unless you find that fun), then I think it hinders the fun factor and should be stopped.


6. Gay Marriage Rights - I'm generally not a fan of marriage under any circumstances, and I would not be opposed to outlawing the act of marriage all together.  I do believe that people who care about each other and want to share their assets and dept legally, should have that opportunity without any difficulty; gay or not. Why should the gays have to travel in order to get married when the straights can do it anywhere? Gay marriage is only legal in a few state now...let's expand this to every state.


7. Pro-Polygamy - and if someone wants to marry more than one person...why shouldn't they? It can be so much fun to have all your friends under the same roof, yes?


8. Money for everyone - Although this is the most important issue, I admit I'm not sure exactly how this would work, but I do know that if we all had money we could all spend it. And that would be FUN!

So Vote Red and Make this Country more FUN!!

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If you have questions or want further clarification on these and other important political or scandal-filled issues, leave a comment below and Red will respond. ;)

Red for President...button up!

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Kisses,
Red

Drinking and Dancing on the Campaign Trail

So Hillary thinks she can beat me on the Fun issue? She tried on Saturday night when she ordered a shot of Crown Royal and had a blast boozing it up surrounded by all her men.

If I'd known, it would bring her so much attention, I would have recorded my drinking escapades too.

Oh wait, I did!

Yes, that's right, I've been known to booze it up so don't think that Hillary has anything on me there. I've done the same.

Obviously, she's gotten wind of my Campaign strategy and is trying to take over the Fun Platform by attempting to out do me on fun activities.

     You be the judge...but I think I still have her beat.

Here are some photos of Red's Champaign for FUN. Proving my Fun worthiness by dancing on bars around the nation to gain support for my campaign for President!!

For even more fun: Watch the video of Hot Mama Red Dancing on bars around the nation to gain support for her presidential election.

And, remember to write my name in on the ballot in November so I can be your next President.

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To view all posts on the RED'S Presidential Campaign CLICK HERE

Kisses,
Red

Spitzer Helps Red Win Votes

With all the excitement around our soon to be ex-Governor of New York State, Eliot Spitzer, Red is gaining the respect of voters by taking on the "hard" issues as she continues her Presidential campaign!

This is a momentous day for advocates of the Red's FUN Campaign! Who knew that Spitzer was a secret supporter of the "If it's fun, do it!" slogan, made famous by Red's platform for presidency.

I believe that we can all learn from Spitzer's example. By coming forward, he's been honest about his support of the working woman. He showed smarts by using the strong structures of our culture (such as the multi-million dollar industry of prostitution), to improve our economy. And his belief in employing professionals for their specialties is a big step forward in improving the quality of life in America.

After all, Spitzer's behavior (despite what he's done in the past) indicates that he believes there is no reason that someone shouldn't be able to sell services that make the customer happy. 

Additionally, his employment of Ashley Alexandra Dupre (AKA: "Kristen"), not only helped her pay the bills, but helped to launch her career as a Pop Singer. Choosing Ashley as his companion for the night in DC on February 13th, Spitzer gave her a chance to travel, work "hard" for her money, AND he showed his support of the arts. Now, that's just good fun!!

Push the play button to her her song "What We Want".

Now, thanks to his stepping down in order to step up, we can all look up to Sptizer and respect him for his support of Fun times, improving the New York economy  and his love of the arts.  How can that be bad?

Just think how wonderful the world would be if we didn't have to hide our love of fun. And instead we celebrated it?

I believe that with Spitzer over-taking the media with such a fun topic is an indication that the tides are turning. Everyone wants to talk about what we like, and the world is talking about Sptizer supporting sex, women and pop music. Hooray!

Remember, if you support fun, write-in Red for Prez!

This Fun message is approved by Red (Outfit approved by Sptizer!)

PS We foresee Senator Larry Craig's Support for the Fun Party (once he steps out of the bathroom).

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