Sex Scandals (AKA Politics)

May 25, 2008

Red for President...button up!

Red for PrezDear Voters:

 Don't forget to get your Red for President Buttons to support the Fun Campaign.

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And, remember to write my name in on the ballot in November so I can be your next President.

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Kisses,
Red


May 22, 2008

April 14, 2008

Drinking and Dancing on the Campaign Trail

Hillary_drinks_2 So Hillary thinks she can beat me on the Fun issue? She tried on Saturday night when she ordered a shot of Crown Royal and had a blast boozing it up surrounded by all her men.

If I'd known, it would bring her so much attention, I would have recorded my drinking escapades too.

Oh wait, I did!

Yes, that's right, I've been known to booze it up so don't think that Hillary has anything on me there. I've done the same.

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Obviously, she's gotten wind of my Campaign strategy and is trying to take over the Fun Platform by attempting to out do me on fun activities.




     You be the judge...but I think I still have her beat.

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Here are some photos of Red's Champaign for FUN. Proving my Fun worthiness by dancing on bars around the nation to gain support for my campaign for President!!


For even more fun: Watch the video of Hot Mama Red Dancing on bars around the nation to gain support for her presidential election.

And, remember to write my name in on the ballot in November so I can be your next President.

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Kisses,
Red


March 12, 2008

Spitzer Helps Red Win Votes

Red_for_prezWith all the excitement around our soon to be ex-Governor of New York State, Eliot Spitzer, Red is gaining the respect of voters by taking on the "hard" issues as she continues her Presidential campaign!

This is a momentous day for advocates of the Red's FUN Campaign! Who knew that Spitzer was a secret supporter of the "If it's fun, do it!" slogan, made famous by Red's platform for presidency.

I believe that we can all learn from Spitzer's example. By coming forward, he's been honest about his support of the working woman. He showed smarts by using the strong structures of our culture (such as the multi-million dollar industry of prostitution), to improve our economy. And his belief in employing professionals for their specialties is a big step forward in improving the quality of life in America.

After all, Spitzer's behavior (despite what he's done in the past) indicates that he believes there is no reason that someone shouldn't be able to sell services that make the customer happy. 

Additionally, his employment of Ashley Alexandra Dupre (AKA: "Kristen"), not only helped her pay the bills, but helped to launch her career as a Pop Singer. Choosing Ashley as his companion for the night in DC on February 13th, Spitzer gave her a chance to travel, work "hard" for her money, AND he showed his support of the arts. Now, that's just good fun!!

Push the play button to her her song "What We Want".

 

Now, thanks to his stepping down in order to step up, we can all look up to Sptizer and respect him for his support of Fun times, improving the New York economy  and his love of the arts.  How can that be bad?

Just think how wonderful the world would be if we didn't have to hide our love of fun. And instead we celebrated it?

I believe that with Spitzer over-taking the media with such a fun topic is an indication that the tides are turning. Everyone wants to talk about what we like, and the world is talking about Sptizer supporting sex, women and pop music. Hooray!

Remember, if you support fun, write-in Red for Prez!

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This Fun message is approved by Red (Outfit approved by Sptizer!)


PS We foresee Senator Larry Craig's Support for the Fun Party (once he steps out of the bathroom).




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February 18, 2008

Vote RED!

Red_for_pres_3 Well it's Presidents' Day again and this year I thought I'd celebrate by announcing my Candidacy for President.

That's Right  "Red for Prez!" is resounding throughout the country as I start my campaign.

What's my platform?
The FUN PLATFORM, of course!

"If it's not FUN...don't do it!!"

Everyone is shouting out my political motto and started a WOM movement to have my name written in on the ballot when it comes time to vote. Don't miss your opportunity to get on the FUN bus and ride Red to a whole new way of running the country. And bring the Land of the Brave into a NEW ERA!

I don't know if you've noticed but politics have become very serious business and I think it's a shame that those that are running for the most visible office in our country take the whole thing to heart. Just think how disappointed they'll be if they lose or, conversely, how shocked they'll be when they finally get into office and realize that they can't keep their campaign promises.

That's why I'm not going to make you any promises.

See, I'm under no illusion that if I win I'll be able to change anything from my position in the White House (except maybe the decor). No one else of late has made any significantly fun changes besides, maybe, Bill Clinton when he put in place the, "Get a blow-job while you negotiate foreign policy" procedure. Which, incidentally, sounds like fun - so it can't be a bad policy in the political book. I only wish I'd came up with it first...oh well. I'm sure to find other procedures that will become common practice in our New Fun political system. If not, I promise to give everyone something to discuss as I do my best to make the United States of America the most Fun place to live. Think about it, everyone will want to be American if I'm President. A_new_era_4

I'm no dummy, I know that our political system is a system of trading favors - (Hey, I saw Legally Blond 2 and Charlie Wilson's War). And I wouldn't dream of trying to change that. I think it may be the key to my success as your leader. As many of you know, I have no problem exchanging "favors" to be in your favor. So just let me know what you want and I'll use my "skills" to get it done!

If nothing else, I do believe that being President of the United States of America will increase my popularity. So more people will be talking about me...and what could be better than that?

Have some Fun - write me in on your ballot when you vote in this year's Presidential Election.

And have a Very Sexy Presidents Day!!

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